Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Well, that’s pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd Christmas: Hit me with it! I’ve come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd Christmas: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I’d say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd Christmas: So you’re telling me there’s a chance.
