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Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:16 +0000

[after escaping Lieutenant Gerke]
Irene P. Waters: Calling that cop was unbelievably stupid!
Hank Evans: Woa, woa, woa, wooa! Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetpeak. The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. I'm a tango man myself.

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:16 +0000

Charlie Baileygates: Well, we can't be calling you Milky if your comin' with us, so what's your name?
Whitey: Casper, but my friends call me Whitey.
Charlie Baileygates: Uh, okay.

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:15 +0000

Irene P. Waters: You should be furious. I just dropped kicked you right in the face.
Charlie Baileygates: Hey, it happens.

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:10 +0000

Hank Evans: Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:06 +0000

Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?
Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?
Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your fuckin' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:03 +0000

[Layla leaves Charlie for the Limo Driver]
Charlie Baileygates: But you said you'd eat whale blubber.
Limo Driver: She'll be eating blubber all right, just as soon as I free "Willy."

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:02 +0000

Irene P. Waters: So I smoked some pot, what is that a crime?
Agent Steve Parfitt: [hesitates] ... Uh-huh.

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:01 +0000

Hank Evans: Ever been bitch slapped?