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Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:14 +0000

Lloyd Christmas: [to motorcycle cop] Tic-Tac, sir?

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:10 +0000

Harry Dunne: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:08 +0000

Mary Swanson: So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?
Harry Dunne: Well I got a few things to take care of. So how about we make it quarter to eight?
Mary Swanson: [Laughs] Stop it
Harry Dunne: Okay. Seven forty-five

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:08 +0000

Lloyd Christmas: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No Way! That's...
[chuckles]
Lloyd Christmas: WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:19:00 +0000

Harry Dunne: Where's the booze?
Lloyd Christmas: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
Harry Dunne: Oh, no, no.
Lloyd Christmas: Come on, Harry.
Harry Dunne: It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.
Lloyd Christmas: Yeah?
Harry Dunne: He's dead.
Lloyd Christmas: Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?
Harry Dunne: His head fell off.
Lloyd Christmas: His head fell off?
Harry Dunne: Yeah. He was pretty old.

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:18:54 +0000

Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd Christmas: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd Christmas: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance.

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:18:51 +0000

Mrs. Neugeboren: Where have you been? My dogs were supposed to be here FORTY minutes ago! Now, I hardly have any time to primp them!
Harry Dunne: Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Noogieburger.
Mrs. Neugeboren: NEUGEBOREN!

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Filmcitat.nu — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:18:45 +0000

Lloyd Christmas: Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere?
Mary Swanson: How'd you guess?
Lloyd Christmas: I saw your luggage, then when I noticed the airline ticket I put 2 and 2 together.