Kategoriarkiv: Citat

Pirates of the Caribbean: Vid världens ände

Pirates of the Caribbean: Vid världens ände (2007)

[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]

Barbossa:
What are you doin’?
Jack Sparrow:
What are *you* doin’?
Barbossa:
No, what *are* you doin’?
Jack Sparrow:
What are *you* doin’?
Barbossa:
*No!* What *are* you doin’?
Jack Sparrow:
What are *you* doin’? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa:
The captain of the ship *is* givin’ orders.
Jack Sparrow:
My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa:
They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow:
Well, that makes you
[pause]

Jack Sparrow:
chartman.
Pintel:
Stow it! Both of you! That’s an order! Understand?
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]

Pintel:
Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I’d throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti:
[to Pintel]
I’d vote for you.

Fortsätt läsa Pirates of the Caribbean: Vid världens ände (2007)

The martian

The martian (2015)

Mark Watney:
I’ve been thinking about laws on Mars. There’s an international treaty saying that no country can lay claim to anything that’s not on Earth. By another treaty if you’re not in any country’s territory, maritime law aplies. So Mars is international waters. Now, NASA is an American non-military organization, it owns the Hab. But the second I walk outside I’m in international waters. So Here’s the cool part. I’m about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater where I’m going to commandeer the Ares IV lander. Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can’t until I’m on board the Ares IV. So I’m going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition… makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.

Fortsätt läsa The martian (2015)

Magic Mike XXL

Magic Mike XXL (2015)

Andre:
When I started this, I thought I’d, um, I thought I’d hate it. But now, if like the EP blew up tomorrow, I’d probably still do this on the side. Do you see how many girls I meet every day?
Ken:
Yes, I saw.
Andre:
For free, I don’t gotta pay, all I gotta do is sing. And you think about that and these girls have to deal with men in their lives who every day, they don’t listen to them. They don’t ask them what they want. All we got to do is ask them what they want and when they tell you, it’s a beautiful thing, man. We’re like healers or something.
Ken:
Yes, man!

Fortsätt läsa Magic Mike XXL (2015)