What should we toast to?
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
I’m not doing this. You got me in a diaper and a dress. I’m not doing tea time with you! Go find another doll!
[the giant princess grunts to Gullivers & broke the rabbit doll’s head & paused]
Tea time for tee, haha…
We keep secrets from lots of people, but most of all we keep them from ourselves. And we call that forgetting.
You’re not the man I knew ten years ago.
It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Overheard at a Washington, D.C. bar:
”Truth is like poetry. And most people fucking hate poetry.”
Please, allow me to put on something more proper.