[Wachootoo Chief exposes his rotten teeth while screaming at Ace]
Ace Ventura: You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.

Regi: Steve Oedekerk. Med Jim Carrey, Ian McNeice, Simon Callow. Pet Detective Ace Ventura kommer ut av pensionering att undersöka försvinnandet av en sällsynt vit bat, en symbol för en afrikansk stam.

Lois Einhorn: [after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers] Shoot him! Shoot him!
Emilio: [offscreen] Hold your fire!
[walks in with Melissa, gun to his head]
Emilio: Don't shoot!
Melissa Robinson: Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!
[cocks revolver]
Emilio: She's not joking!
Lois Einhorn: [ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee!
Ace Ventura: Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.
[takes deep breath]
Ace Ventura: What you wouldn't read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing!
[takes another deep, relief breath]
Aguado: What the hell are you talking about?
Ace Ventura: SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She's Ray Finkle, she's a man.
Lois Einhorn: He's lying. SHOOT HIIIIMMM!

Regi: Tom Shadyac. Med Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young. En fånig detektiv som specialiserar sig på djur som går på jakt efter en försvunnen delfiner mascot av ett fotbollslag.