Kategoriarkiv: 1994
Forrest Gump (1994)
[young Jenny's father is chasing her through the fields to beat her when she stops and hides]
Young Jenny Curran: Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Lois Einhorn: [after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers] Shoot him! Shoot him!
Emilio: [offscreen] Hold your fire!
[walks in with Melissa, gun to his head]
Emilio: Don’t shoot!
Melissa Robinson: Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!
[cocks revolver]
Emilio: She’s not joking!
Lois Einhorn: [ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee!
Ace Ventura: Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL’s ”All Time Bonehead Plays,” you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.
[takes deep breath]
Ace Ventura: What you wouldn’t read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing!
[takes another deep, relief breath]
Aguado: What the hell are you talking about?
Ace Ventura: SHE’S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She’s Ray Finkle, she’s a man.
Lois Einhorn: He’s lying. SHOOT HIIIIMMM!
Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)
Claudia: Do you know what his soul said to me, without saying a word? ‘Let him go’, he said ‘Let him go’.
Legends of the Fall (1994)
Col. William Ludlow: Don’t talk at me boy as if I’ve never seen a war!
