You, my friends, are following in the very footsteps of history…
Even now I cannot understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this. I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open. And I’m pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place, because he was buried on the mountain. And that was against the law.
What do you see?
What time is it now?
Clothing Store Clerk:
We missed it.
No, we didn’t. We didn’t miss it because… you don’t know this? I know something about history that you don’t know.
I’d be very excited to learn about it, Riley.
Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now.
All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn’t established until World War I. If it’s 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.
Riley, you’re a genius.
You know what we’ll do if you win?
I don’t know. Lose?
If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.
Privacy. Absolute myth. There’s no such thing.
[on his sexuality]
I’m a giver… not a receiver… I am NOT a FAGGOT
Fear of heights?
Fear of falling.
Well then don’t fall!