Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
[standing on his desk]
Oh captain, my captain.
I am through with just snapping my fingers and getting my way.
Coffee Shop Waitress:
Uh, no breakfast after 11.
[snaps fingers and clock turns back from 11 to 10:55]
My absolutely last thing!
Mom, someday, I’m going to go to the moon.
I’m afraid you’re too late, son. NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
You always ignore me! ever since i was 7 years old for Halloween and i dressed up as a carrot and you two snuck off without me. I’m just as much a part of this family as either of you… AND I WANNA FIGHT!
Eve Mozell Marks, Georgia Mozell:
[puts on glasses]
You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?
[Ralph smacks the King with the glasses]
You hit a guy, with glasses. That’s… that’s… well-played.
[Last Barman poem]
I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The Alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The three-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweet and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you’ve just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don’t you just order a shot? / Bar is open.
Wake up, Ben. Hey, rise and shine, big boy. How you feeling?
Where am I?
Back on Earth. We’re in quarantine. Victor’s medical facility.
Oh, they’re fine. Everybody else is fine.
What’s wrong with me?
I swear to you, Ben, they’ve done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world are here, Ben. You had the best.
[Johnny picks up a hand mirror on the bed table before Ben can reach it, reluctant to give it to him]
Give me that mirror.
I don’t think if that’s a good idea. They said the shock alone…
I said, give me that goddamn mirror!
Okay, Ben. Just be strong.
[Ben grabs it from him. Then slowly raises it to look and see that he’s totally normal]
Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn’t do anything to fix your face.