My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
That’s just something ugly people say.
I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculer ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
I’m her… sorta… like… Maisie’s stepfather.
I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.
So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s going to be really hard; we’re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me… everyday.
You look frightened. There’s a large number of lonely men out there.
Don’t worry, I won’t let them rape you.
No… I’m done.
Eat my shit.
What’d you say?
I said eat… my… shit.
Have you lost your mind?
No, ma’am but you is about to. ‘Cause you just did.