I’m a Crank. I’m slowly going crazy. I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people.
There’s been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop…
I’m sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that…
I know that it’s confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I’m a superhero.
I never said you were a superhero.
Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I’m just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I’ve made, largely public.
[whispers to Tony]
Just stick to the cards, man.
[holds up his notes and pauses]
The truth is…
[puts cards down]
I am Iron Man.
[singing to Britney tune]
Oops, I’ve got a career, by shakin’ my rear, and makin’ guys leer.
Oh, baby, baby.
Oops. I’m gonna sing more, and dance like a whore, I’m just not talented.
Paradise is where I am, your grandpa used to say.
Have you come to bring the wrath of Zeus upon me boy?
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris:
Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me.
Well, maybe you’ll meet the right girl and all that will change.
You think you can step into my ‘hood, slinging game at my girl, drinkin’ my boy’s brew, and expect not to be scrappin’ directly?
Are you deaf and stupid? I said…
Don’t… don’t repeat all that please. I think the answer to your question depends on whether you have like a… like a learning disability, or you’re just an average moron.
[Gabe punches Carter]
Okay, above-average moron.
Do you wanna take a cookie for the road?
I love your mother’s cookies.