Be the flame – not the moth.
[after buying grandma’s house in an auction]
You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
I’ve only liked a handful of people in my life, and you’ve been two of them.
Okay, remember when I said that all marriages are savable? Well, it ain’t gonna happen for you guys.
So what do you think we should do?
Well, as a therapist, I’m not allowed to tell you what do to. But, uh, as a human being with two fucking eyes in my head, yeah I think you should get divorced as soon as possible. This is some catastrophic shit.
You’re an operator. You can’t do this!
It’s already done!
You’re making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
$30,000? I’m only getting $1,000!
You guys are getting paid?
How ya doin’, Will? Hope you got raped everyday.
Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.